At the Company Christmas Party My Sister-in-Law Got a BMW… I Got a $2 Bill and a “Now Jobless” T-Shirt
At the Company Christmas Party My Sister-in-Law Got a BMW… I Got a $2 Bill and a “Now Jobless” T-Shirt People…
Read moreI Tried to Surprise My Wife at Her Office—But the Security Guard Said He Sees “Her Husband” Every Day… Then the Doors Opened – Part 6
That makes me feel simultaneously better and worse. We climbed the four flights to our apartment, elevator still broken, naturally, and collapsed on our couch….
Read moreI Tried to Surprise My Wife at Her Office—But the Security Guard Said He Sees “Her Husband” Every Day… Then the Doors Opened – Part 5
He thinks everything is hilarious. We brought Sans, sir. Emma mentioned you guys like white wine. We do. Come in. Please excuse the apartment. It’s…
Read moreI Tried to Surprise My Wife at Her Office—But the Security Guard Said He Sees “Her Husband” Every Day… Then the Doors Opened – Part 4
Wait, what? Julian is gay. She said it slowly, like explaining calculus to a golden retriever. He’s not interested in me. He’s not interested in…
Read moreI Tried to Surprise My Wife at Her Office—But the Security Guard Said He Sees “Her Husband” Every Day… Then the Doors Opened – Part 3
” The door opened and there she was, still in her navy powers suit, hair slightly must from the day, carrying her briefcase and a…
Read moreI Tried to Surprise My Wife at Her Office—But the Security Guard Said He Sees “Her Husband” Every Day… Then the Doors Opened – Part 2
That’s not on the menu, but I can do a triple shot. Sold. I take my liquid depression to the window seat with the best…
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